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December 11, 2012

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T’was The Week Before Christmas

by mark mclean

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T’was the week before Christmas

When all through the city

All the agents were quiet

Things really looked shitty

;

With iPhones and Blackberrys

Hung off their hip

They hoped for the most part

This was just a small blip

;

With investors too scared

And buyers at bay

Agents had visions

“No offers till May”?

;

The Post and the Star reported

This looks like trouble

Never fear said the banks

“There isn’t a bubble”

;

When out of the blue

There arose such a chatter

From Garth Turner with truth

“Real estate matters”!

;

Away to their listings

They flew in a flash

Tore open the shutters

Threw out the trash

;

The weather was mild

No need for snow tires

I’ll write a new blog

I’ll send out more flyers

;

When what to their wondering

Eyes should appear

But several hot buyers

They’re coming, they’re near!

;

Out came the iPads

Dust them off fast

Log in to TREB quickly

Don’t be the last

;

More rapid than Felix

They fell from the sky

Buyers and Sellers

Willing to try

;

On contractors, inspectors

Brokers, first timers

On builders and flippers

Staggers and lawyers

;

To the front door you go

Run down the hall

Now, dash away, dash away

Dash away all!

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The cycle’s behind us

We’re in for a ride

No time to wait

Don’t sit on the side

;

So up to the doorsteps

The agents they flew

With arms full of just list cards

And a few contracts too

;

And then, in a twinkling,

We heard on the news

The prancing and pawing of each little shoe

Then we heard from Jim Flaherty

A new budget came roun.

The public had spoken

And taxes came down

;

He was chubby and plump

A right jolly MP

And we cheered when we saw him

A great sight to see

;

A bundle of stimulus

He had flung on his back

And he looked like a pedlar

Just opening his pack

;

To each realtor he said

No HST shall you pay

Our jaws dropped to the floor

This was definitely our day

;

Then Mayor Ford took the stage

“I shan’t be out done

There’s a chance I’ll be fired

So let’s have some fun”

;

His eyes how they twinkled

His dimples how merry

His cheeks were like roses

10 cocktails too many

;

“The land transfer’s unfair

This isn’t a ploy

I’ll kill it right now”

Our hearts filled with joy

;

Then we heard him exclaim

As he flew out of site

“Happy selling to all

And to all a good night”.

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2 Comments Post a comment
  1. Dec 11 2012

    This is brillant and so funny!!!!

    Reply
  2. Dec 12 2012

    Reblogged this on Real Estate Virtual Assistant and commented:
    This is soo great!

    Reply

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